Did I Look Like That?

Brandon took the boys to Elizabeth's house one Saturday recently. After spending the day at the Children's Museum, Elizabeth was getting Adriana ready for bed. Quentin and Zeke went upstairs with her to give Adriana a bath. Elizabeth got her undressed and put her in the tub. Quentin looked at Elizabeth after noticing Adriana and said "Did I look like that when I was a baby?" Elizabeth said, "No...Adriana is a girl. Remember, girls don't have weiners and boys do." Zeke said "So, when did it fall off?"

What Does That Mean?

Quentin: Grandma Coley I have a joke for you.

Me: Ok...go ahead...

Quentin: An elephant was talking to a naked guy and said "That's really nice but can you pick up a peanut with it?" I laughed and Quentin laughed.

Quentin: What does that mean? (I laughed to myself)

Me: (touching Quentin's nose)Well, you know how and elephant can pick up peanuts with his trunk...his nose.

Quentin: Ohhhh yeahhhh....


Connor: Then what makes a difference if the guy he is talking to is naked?

Me: Hmmm....welllll....

Quentin: Oh, I get it!!!

Me: You do?

Quentin: Yeah...you know...peanuts...like nuts