Urinal

We were leaving school the other day and Connor decided he had to go to the bathroom before we got in the car so he went into the restroom they always use at school. Zeke decdied he needed to go too so I asked Connor to help him.

They went in together, but Connor came out first. He said "I can't help him because he won't listen. I told him he can't use the UNIRAL"

Shake it

The other day, the boys and Brandon were leaving my office when Zeke said he had to go potty. Quentin said he would go, too. So we went into the public bathroom so they could potty. We got done and went out on the sidewalk to wait till Brandon was done doing whatever he was doing in the car.

Quentin said "You know how boys stand up to pee"

I said that I did know that.

He said "You know they don't use toilet paper then"

I said I knew that too.

Then he said "When boys are done, they just shake the hell out of it"